Chris & Scarlett comparing their relationship to Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau in the 1968 film “The Odd Couple”
Do you think that when Steve Rogers sneezes, one of the Avengers goes up to him and whispers, “God Bless America”
Then Steve fucking looks at them like this
So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered
"It’s called a vagina."
Guys will never understand the joy of having your period a week before you travel.
*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd